I Will Survive

I Will Survive is a song performed by Conan O'Brien during his Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour. The show was performed during every show, usually towards the end of the evening. Conan, wearing a rhinestone studded jacket, tells in the song about the aftermath of the 2010 late night host conflict, and of his newfound survival thanks to the tour.

Lyrics
"At first I was afraid I was petrified I didn’t know if I could live Without a talk show by my side And I spent oh so many nights Thinking how they did me wrong But I grew strong And my beard grew very long They threw me out, It happened fast. They said “Please don’t let the door Hit your freckled Irish ass” I hung around the house Eating frosting from a jar I got really into Gossip Girl And sleeping in my car Yes I’ll survive I will survive Yeah they kinda tried to kill me But I made it out alive I’ve got all my life to live I’ve got so many shows to give Yes I’ll survive I will survive And now I’m back In front of you Yeah I’ve never done this kind of tour before I’m not sure what to do I’ll do my very best To entertain you while I’m here If I get nervous I’ll just loosen up With vicodin and beer I’m here tonight With all of you Yeah we shared a special evening And I’m sure I’ll see you soon I really hate to leave you, You’ve been so nice to me But we’ve got to clear this theater For the touring cast of Glee. I’ll survive I will survive Yeah, no matter what they do to me I’ll make it out alive I’ve got so much time to live So many shows to give Yes I’ll survive I will survive"